Okay, the big question on my mind today (no matter how weird it may be) is if you had to choose between a vampire and werewolf which one would you pick?
Hard question. First, let’s say both men (or woman–whatever you prefer) are equal in sexiness and looks. Both are tens and both fit your description of your dream lover. Even harder huh?
Here’s my take on it:
Vampire Pros:
1. Mind control (cause who wouldn’t want there minds controlled on occasion and to have to do exactly what you were told in a delicious romp or two (or three–well you get the idea);
2. Tracing (or whatever you prefer to call it). That sure would be convenient on those nights at 2:00 am when I’m craving a huge hunk of chocolate. I mean imagine. “God, I would kill for a piece of chocolate.” “Poof.” You’re in the store, chocolate in hand, “Poof” you’re back home eating it.
3. Endurance. (Just let your own imagination free with that one).
4. Telepathy. After a three or four hour (or day) romp (hence number 3) when you are too tired to even move or speak, just think it. You don’t even have to strain yourself to actually say the words.
5. Fangs. Mmmm.
6. Strength. No matter how much chocolate I eat, my man will still be able to carry me without straining his back.
7. Vampires don’t eat. A perfect man and I don’t even have to cook.
Vampire Cons:
1. No sunlight. But again, isn’t the sun bad for your skin?
2. I really don’t know that I can think of any other cons unless you consider the over protective predator type a con which if that doesn’t instantly curl your toes, then you aren’t interested in a vamp or werewolf anyway.
Werewolf Pros:
1. Strength. Again, no matter how much chocolate I eat, my man can still carry me.
2. If you get cold at night, you could always have him change so you have something soft, furry and warm to cuddle up to.
3. Nothing like having a six foot werewolf to look into the window of that one annoying person that irritates the crap out of you and watch them wet themselves with fright.
4. Doggy style!
Werewolf Cons:
1. Do I have to watch him eat raw meat? Ewww.
2. Will he hunt animals in his werewolf form? Ewww.
3. Will he shed?
While I know there are dozens more pros and cons to both vampires and werewolves, I guess going by just what I have above, my pick is vampire.
Please add all your comments and give more pros and cons and your choice.
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I definately am Lycan!